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A tricky 3rd.

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Let me give you a trick - when you get an idea of a match being washed out, or will be affected my RAIN GOD, tell your girl about it..

Don't be stupid and tell her about the expected weather, but just pretend to be very exited about tomorrows match. Tell her how curious you are that will SouravGanguly(the all-rounder) be selected into the playing eleven, or Mr Chappell will again dump him.

She will make her mind up to leave you on your own for the day, and meanwhile prepare herself to take amends at night. Girls hate it when MAN IS WATCHING CRICKET. Its not the bat and ball boy, its the look on the TV that you unleash, something that your girl feels, is hers!!

This is the time to ATTACK -
Surprize her with a call for lunch together, or just give her a chance to touch you, during the day, during the match time. The time she is least expecting you..

The look on her face will give you more pleasure than a Sachin Century.
You will know your life's worth!
I can grant that for you.

Ingredients:
(a) Knowledge of weather - you can keep reading me for that.
(b) Need to develop that average actor in you..
(c) Your life needs to be little Fictitious.
(d) And of course, YOU NEED A GIRL!!

I can go on and write about why can't our richest board build a Telstra Dome here on our land, or can't they consult the weather people before fixing a venue. They take quite some time anyway(they are yet to finalize venues for practise matches for forthcoming England series). Or can't they keep a spare venue, if the need arise. They have plenty at their disposal already..





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